Cyberstalking people you've never met sucks but my website rules.

My love of Digimon and the band Smash Mouth certainly aren't the only reasons I hate Shrek, but they certainly help.

Doctor told me I'm not getting enough vitamin C, so I've been listening to Smile and Graduation (Friends Forever) on loop.

Formally welcoming some new members to Be patient. We need to walk before we run. I gift you all Gary Kildall in a Santa hat.

I will never forget that I was banned from Twitter for defending Sean O'Haire.

But I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.


WNS is unhooked.